We at Whodaman Inc. decided to run some very elaborate tests on the Backstreet Project dolls.......*ahem*....action figures. Ok..so we may have too much time on our hands.

Test #1:
Subject:
Height:
Weight:
 		White Men Can't Jump
Brian Thomas Littrell
11.5cm
Less than a candy bar
  • We put Brian onto his jump stand and pushed the button.
    Result: he fell flat on his face.
  • We put Brian onto his jump stand and slammed the button REALLY hard.
    Result: he fell flat on his face.
  • We put Brian onto his jump stand and tried to hit the button with a hammer.
    Result: hit Brian instead (oops)
    Comments: Mommmmmyyyyyy, I need a NEW Brian, this one is dented.


    Test #2:
    Subject:
    Height:
    Width of Eyebrow:
    Length of Eyebrow:
         		Sink or Swim
    Kevin Scott Richardson
    11.5 cm + .5cm of hair = 12cm
    1mm
    .5cm
    After spilling Burger King food all over myself, I was in need of a bath. Like any red blooded american girl, I had Kevin join me.
  • Put him in the bathtub.
    Result: He sank.
  • Strapped him to a rubber ducky.
    Result: He flipped over and got trapped under water beneath the duck.
  • Lay Kevin down inside Cryogenic Freezing unit.
    Result: He FLOATS.
    Comments: So THAT'S what that thing is for.


    Test #3:
    Subject:
    Height:
    Width of Butt:
         		Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
    Howie "D" Dorough
    12.5 cm (tallest action figure for the shortest BSB?)
    2cm
    While on a camping trip, the batteries in my flashlight died. Never fear, I thought.....Howie D. to the rescue!
  • Inside tent, pressed button for five minutes straight.
    Result: Bruised my thumb, found my socks and shoes. Everything has an eerie green glow.
  • Outside tent, blinked button for 10 minutes, alternating fingers.
    Result: In between "flashes of light" ran into a tree.
    Comments: OUCH!!!!!! I should've done an experiment to try and figure out wtf the detachable cloak is for, instead.
    Reader's Input: Don't try the Kevin experiment with Howie, or he won't light up anymore.


    Test #4:
    Subject:
    Height:

    Height of Magic Staff:
         		Hey baby, what's cooking?
    Nickolas Gene Carter
    Who cares....the thingy between his legs goes down to his knees.
    13.25cm
    After taking a look at the movement Nick's arms make, I decided he'd be perfect to help me mix a few things together in the kitchen.
  • Pancake mix. Stuck him in the bowl with the powder and the water. Pressed the button to get his arms moving.
    Result: Nick's not strong enough to stir pancake mix.
  • Whipped cream. Poured the cream into the bowl. Set Nick down and repeatedly pushed his button.
    Result: Lots of cream....not much whip.
  • Lime Jello. Hand mixed the hot water and Jello mix, used Nick's super arm action to mix in the cold water.
    Result: Finally! Something he can mix with ease.....too bad I got distracted and accidently left him in the bowl when it went into the fridge. *slurp* I'll free you from the Jello, Nick!!!


    Test #5:
    Subject:
    Height:
    Length of sideburn:
         		On your mark....
    Alexander James "AJ" McLean
    12cm
    1cm
    Since AJ is supposed to be the "ultimate" marksman, I drew a bullseye on my kitchen floor in chalk...
  • Stuck him on the pole with one hand on the top bar, spun him around, and watched him fly.
    Result: Bullseye! right in the center on the first try....I rock!!!
  • Stuck him on the pole with both hands, spun him around, let go.
    Result: Waaaay off the mark. If anyone asks, my cat is wearing an eye patch because he thinks he's a pirate. no cats were actually harmed in the study of this toy
  • Stuck him on the pole with one hand on the lower bar, spun him around, let him loose.
    Result: Hit the outside ring. Not another bullseye, *sigh*, but it's better than nothing.
    Sidenote: if you turn AJ's legs around backwords, he looks like he's wearing a skirt.